Monday, May 18, 2009

The secret to men (for women)

i'm in study week now so no new news to be updated in this blog ' in this entry i'mma post an e'mail i received..tergelak gler kot baca masa baru terima...enjoy....

The Man Rules

 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down .

 Finally, the guys' side of the story.

(must admit, it's pretty good.)


We always hear“the rules"

From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!


Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one


1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Christopher Columbus did NOTneed directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it willbe scratched.

We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine  ...   Really


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics

as FOOTBALL ormotor sports


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!


1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.




Amoi said...

haha.funny.but annoying at the same time.(for a girl of coz)huhu

secelia said...

ilmie...mau tanyer skit..tolong jwb byk2...siapakah hanis zalikha?...confirm bkn awekmu..xsesuai dgn kamu...gyler beza duhhhhhhhhh....gurl tu cun gyler bapak...mmg xsesuai......sgt xsesuai.........n mcm mna blh jd kwn kamu...xcayer...............argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

illmie rozlan said...

amoi : haha...true..

secelia : aii...jeles ke kak?..haha...apsal xle je awek aku lak?...x sesuai ke?...mmg bkn pun..haha...dier kelasmate aku la dulu...yg bersama2 merintangi satu rintangan yg bernama pmr...xle blah sial ayat nih...

Imran said...

LOL. best². hahaha

secelia said...

haha..agak xsesuai n mcm xleh jd kwn ko je ni...gyler beza duh...haha...memang2..ayat tu mmg xleh blah...

Natalia Ishak said...

I sent you a comment tadi but there was an error. I don't know if you have received it or not. Sobs.

Btw, Illmie! I can't believe you still remember me! Aww that's so sweet. I've linked you dah tau, so link me as well.

illmie rozlan said...

i knoe i'm sweet...haha...
ish..x kn x ingat we go on, we remember we will still be frens forever...haha...gler x le blah....

qLa said...

Hye Ilmie, just a fan ske bace ur blogs..
Very fun, and honest at the same time..
Coming from a meds student, a bit comel at the same time >__<

I heart this post..funny like heck..
I'll be taking this and posting this on my blog ya..
Hope u wont mind..

zeyra zaha said...

saye tak penah sedar yg guys need the toilet seat up till saye bace post awk ni! ahahhaa

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