Showing posts with label nonsensical nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsensical nonsense. Show all posts

Sunday, January 16, 2011

sekarang tgh study break jadi kita bercerita tentang study

actually aku perasan masalah paling besar masa aku study is, smlm aku da search macam mana nak elakkan mengantuk...

1. jangan minum susu (esp. warm milk)...milk contains tryptophan, a precursor to serotonin which is a neurotransmitter that stimulates the sleep centre..

2. makan snack - snack actually can fight off mental fatigue (+ glucose)...recommended healthy snacks are:
       -chopped raw veggies (mmg aku takkan mkn la yg ni)

3. take a cold shower (not recommended in winter..:D) - the coldness will jolt your system....

4. buat something yang relaxing tetapi still menggunakan otak - example : crosswords, sudoku, maen PES

5. update blog - :D :D

p/s: my exams are on the 20th...wish me luck..:)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

There's gotta be more to life.......than doing this

From chaa lolz.

1. Put your music library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.
4. The answer to #20 is the Title of your note. Feel free to do this, tag your friends and have fun!

1.If someone says, “Is this okay?” you say
"Somebody Help Me" - Anna Tsuchiya

2. How would you describe yourself?
"mine" - Taylor Swift (hm..I my own person)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Sugar, We're going down" - Fallout boy (XD)

4. How do you feel today?
"Shoot me" - Cinta Laura (haha)

5. What is your life’s purpose?
"Billionaire" - Travie Mccoy (haha..definitely)

6. What's your motto?
"My life would suck without you" - Kelly Clarkson (really?)

7. What do your friends think of you?
"Nothing's what it seems" - Project Wyze

8. What do you think of your parents?
"Yang terindah" - Dakmie ( sweet)

9. What do you think about very often?
"La la land" - Demi Lovato (basically I daydream a lot..haha)

10. What is 2 + 2?
"2012" - Jay sean (wow...gler hbat.2+2= 2012)

11. What do you think of your best/close friend(s)?
"My Generation" - Limp Bizkit

12. What do you think of the person you like?
"1000 words" - FFX2 (serious touching lagu ni)

13. What is your life story?
"It's my life" - Bon Jovi

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"love drunk" - Boys like girls (LMAO!!)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"F**k You" - Lily Allen (what?)

16. What will you dance at your wedding?
"Give You Hell" - All-american rejects (haha..weird choice)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
"Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry (mengenang zaman remaja??)

18. What is your biggest fear?
"Wajah Rahsia Hati" - Urban Method (haha..agak kejiwangan di situ)

19. What is your biggest secret?
"Love The Way You Lie" - Rihanna feat. Eminem

20. What will you post this as?
"There's Gotta be More to Life" - Stacie Orrico

5 org pertama yg baca ini harus buat....:D

Sunday, October 24, 2010

sebab baru2 ni ramai orang letak gmbr i-city..aku nk gak..:D update saje2 je...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

yeay!! it's my 101st post!!

yeap's true...I have posted more than 100 posts already.. time does fly by...

sekarang da tepat 1 tahun 5 bulan dan 12 hari sejak aku mula buat blog ni... kla, nombor tu aku lbh krg r...

coincidentally, today I checked and found out my followers have reached 201...
wow~ 201 followers on my 101st post on the 501st day I blogged (kay, this last number is made up)...:)

sempena milestone ini, aku nk bercerita tentan mcm mana aku mula berblogging...

actually, this is not my first blog.. my first blog is blog lama tu bler baca balik sangat lame and aku buat blog tu utk closest of friends je pun...bkn utk public pun...xpe la, x payah tekan la link tu...maluu...*blush*..haha....

truth be told, I started this blog only so that my family in Malaysia know what happens here in lama-kelamaan, seronok plak menulis blog ni.. at least it practices my creative side of my brain... :D

p/s: to those that followed me, thanx coz membaca aku merepek sorang2 dkt sini..haha

p/p/s: today during study group, tibe2 terjadi satu photoshoot session..

I can hear myself think..haha

stress with exam? want to shoot yourself?

Friday, July 3, 2009

mengapa pyramid Malaysia lg best drpd pyramid, Giza

A few days back, I just went to Sunway Pyramid...and I wondered why Pyramids in Giza is more famous than Sunway Pyramid..let's compare:

1. Air-conditioned
2. ader wayang, ice skating & etc.
3. hieroglyphs lagi lawa dan baru
4. ada parking lot, bler parking kosong berlampu hijau
5. masuk free

Panas giler .1
cuma ader pasir .2
hieroglyphs dier mcm org zaman dulu yg bwat..suda buruk dan berdebu .3
blh msk guner kuda, unta atau jln kaki je .4
masuk kene bayar .5

Sunway pyramid
tgk, lawa je..mata dier ada lampu lg

Pyramids of Giza
tgk....muka sphinx pun x nmpk clear...

P/s/p : kpd ancient egyptians and pharoahs yg kecik hati membaca post ni...maaf yer...nnti aku suruh GMN bina pyramid baru dkt egypt....HAHA

Monday, May 18, 2009

The secret to men (for women)

i'm in study week now so no new news to be updated in this blog ' in this entry i'mma post an e'mail i received..tergelak gler kot baca masa baru terima...enjoy....

The Man Rules

 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down .

 Finally, the guys' side of the story.

(must admit, it's pretty good.)


We always hear“the rules"

From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!


Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one


1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Christopher Columbus did NOTneed directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it willbe scratched.

We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine  ...   Really


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics

as FOOTBALL ormotor sports


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!


1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.



Sunday, April 26, 2009

sungguh pelik apabila seorang arab mengajar ku bahasa phillipine..

ish...da lama x update blog ini....kk...sempena gam'ah sudah mintak gmbr paspot... I want to habaq to you the "good" service here...let's ook at exhibit a...

exhibit a

seem any different to malaysian paspot?...anyone spot the difference?...yes!! correcta!!...

1. the gerigi  lining of the seems the mesir-ian can't stand looking at a plain square  picture...they HAD to cut some designs into it....

2. notice in this face is jerawats or anything...lembut sperti kulit bayi... in reaiti, tak se-clean ni...these mesir-ians photoshopped my gambar paspot...haha... they even erased the designs on my sweater...

what i tell you?...good service right?...haha....

p/s: i  bought my ticket back to malaysia!!...yah!!.. pushing (bertolak) at 30th june & arriving on 31st jap june ader 30 hari je kn?...silap2...arriving on 1st of july at 0940 hours...:D

p/p/s: When i was buying the tickets last week. i saw the guy selling the tickets using this monitor...notice the made in seremban on the bottom right corner...bkn made in malaysia tau...spesifik dkt seremban...hee

p/p/p/s: oh...what is the relation of the title to this entry?...lupa nk criter... ari2 dkt kedai runcit ader arab ajar aku ckp ho are you in philipinish... komastika (or something like dat)...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

How to pronounce in Arab...kinda

ni..meh aku nk cite ckit...a few days back, i went to a shop at markaz (kdai jual burger)... and as always i ordered zinger and dan ordered super crunchy...

ilmi :excuse me, satu super crunchy

cik pekedai : *bwat muka* tak tak....suber kranshi (sebutan gler arab)...bukan super crunchy...

ilmi : ha?..ok ok....satu suber kranshi...and satu zinger skali

cik pekedai : *bwat muka lagi* bukan zi-nger....sebutan dier zing-ger...cuba sebut...

haha....nak order pun kene sebut stail arab gak...papela...layan je la....

p/s: Liverpool is on form weyh...3rd consecutive win by more than 3 goals...all against big teams, mind you...just one point short of MU now...:)