Tuesday, December 29, 2009
my first acting experience...:)
Sunday, December 27, 2009
suma org join nuffnang....kini aku juga join
Friday, December 18, 2009
I can't think of a title because i'm still speechless after watching avatar
Saturday, December 12, 2009
setelah sekian lama
Monday, November 23, 2009
buenos dias~
Sunday, November 15, 2009
adakah anda pengguna facebook yg annoying?
sorry, don't have any thing interesting to blog about...so I got this from somewhere in the web..haha
Here are 12 of the most annoying types of Facebook users:
The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. "I'm waking up." "I had Wheaties for breakfast." "I'm bored at work." "I'm stuck in traffic." You're kidding! How fascinating! No moment is too mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Just because you have 432 Facebook friends doesn't mean we all want to know when you're waiting for the bus.
The Self-Promoter. OK, so we've probably all posted at least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want to read the fascinating article you wrote about beet farming. But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, your 10k results or your art show, you sound like a bragger or a self-centered careerist.
The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has 120 friends on the site. Schmoozers and social butterflies -- you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway -- might reasonably have 300 or 400. But 1,000 "friends?" Unless you're George Clooney or just won the lottery, no one has that many. That's just showing off.
The Town Crier. "Michael Jackson is dead!!!" You heard it from me first! Me, and the 213,000 other people who all saw it on TMZ. These Matt Drudge wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from TV or news sites but from online social networks. In their rush to trumpet the news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo. No, Jeff Goldblum did not plunge to his death from a New Zealand cliff.
The TMIer. "Brad is heading to Walgreens to buy something for these pesky hemorrhoids." Boundaries of privacy and decorum don't seem to exist for these too-much-information updaters, who unabashedly offer up details about their sex lives, marital troubles and bodily functions. Thanks for sharing.
The Bad Grammarian. "So sad about Fara Fauset but Im so gladd its friday yippe". Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm. But you sound like a moron.
The Sympathy-Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now." Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.
The Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook, these voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on your wall. But once in a while, you'll be talking to them and they'll mention something you posted, so you know they're on your page, hiding in the shadows. It's just a little creepy.
The Crank. These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never met something they couldn't complain about. "Carl isn't really that impressed with idiots who don't realize how idiotic they are." [Actual status update.] Keep spreading the love.
The Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and discover that someone's posted a photo of you from last weekend's party -- a photo you didn't authorize and haven't even seen? You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.
The Obscurist. "If not now then when?" "You'll see..." "Grist for the mill." "John is, small world." "Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not." [Actual status updates, all.] Sorry, but you're not being mysterious -- just nonsensical.
The Chronic Inviter. "Support my cause. Sign my petition. Play Mafia Wars with me. Which 'Star Trek' character are you? Here are the 'Top 5 cars I have personally owned.' Here are '25 Things About Me.' Here's a drink. What drink are you? We're related! I took the 'What President Are You?' quiz and found out I'm Millard Fillmore! What president are you?"
Monday, November 2, 2009
Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007- AMARAN : BOLEH MATI BACA KARANGAN NI..
Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya.. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.
Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah... Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu...
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu.. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam.. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.
Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati..
Saturday, October 31, 2009
rasanyer mesir perlu bina satu smart tunnel
Sunday, October 25, 2009
adakah anda dikira photograher hebat apabila kucing pun berposing depan kamera anda?
Saturday, October 24, 2009
current song addiction = caprice - thinking of you with lyrics
Saturday, October 17, 2009
he who laughs last, laughs the best
Saturday, October 10, 2009
You Stay at The Airport!!
yeah...back in egypt...sorry lama gler x update...just got my internet yesterday....currently using etisalat usb broadband...*two thumbs up*
Sunday, September 27, 2009
kenapa biler dah masuk U jarang dapat duit raya...bukankah kiter lebih memerlukan?
ketika raya tahun ini, telah ku sedari yang duit raya adalah satu KONSPIRASI yang dicipta oleh ibu bapa untuk membuat anak2 kecil ingin pergi rumah orang untuk beraya....
Monday, September 21, 2009
Sekarang semua kad raya digital je...posmen boleh rilek
with the hope that on this day we all unite
all the Muslims, are standing side by side
waiting for our Eid to arrive
and Allah will show
coz everybody knows, its time for Eid
all the kids will see, the gifts from you and me
it's the best time of the year, for the family
(chorus)
it's a wonderful feeling
with the love in the room from the floor to the ceiling
its that time of year
Eid time is here
with the blessings from above
Allah sends his love
and everything's okay
Eid Mubarak
its our holiday
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a wonderful day
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a blessed day
the Adhan is calling, its time for Eid Salah
and everybody's happy for three hugs
celebrating, this special time we share
to you "Kul aam wa antum bikhair"
while we celebrate and everybody says, Eid Mubarak
and all the world will see, the smiles from you and me
it's the best time of the year for community
(chorus)
it's a wonderful feeling
with the love in the room from the floor to the ceiling
its that time of year
Eid time is here
with the blessings from above
Allah sends his love
and everything's okay
Eid Mubarak
its our holiday
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a wonderful day
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a blessed day
no matter what your look or race
it's a time to celebrate
so leave your worries aside
open up your eyes
see the Muslims by your side
feel God's light
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a wonderful day
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a blessed day
(chorus)
it's a wonderful feeling
with the love in the room from the floor to the ceiling
its that time of year
Eid time is here
with the blessings from above
Allah sends his love
and everything's okay
Eid Mubarak
its our holiday
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a wonderful day
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
it's a blessed day
Monday, September 14, 2009
alangkah riuhnyer rumah pabila ada dua bdak kecil
Saturday, September 5, 2009
something to think about....
Thursday, August 27, 2009
should I be revising instead of writing this blog?
Friday, August 21, 2009
best ke ucap dekat semua orang slamat berpuasa?
Monday, August 17, 2009
Promoting H1N1 awareness
Sempena kadar kematian Malaysia da sampai 60++...I would like to promote h1n1 awareness...
the H1n1 SONG!!....:)
p/s: district 9 is definitely a must-see movie....damn best...ala-ala cloverfield ckit....although ending dier dissapointing ckit..so kalau nak pegi tandas tuh tunggu last 10 minits baru pg..:)
Sunday, August 9, 2009
kenapa untuk microsoft word pun ada exam??
*sigh*